User blog comment:UkantorEX/One Year on MHF/@comment-4801778-20130522165118/@comment-130804-20130522175856

And I shall walk in as a Human-sized Lao Shan and say, "You may see me now, but you'll be too drunk to remember me or think I was real." Leaving immediately after to everyone's drunken stupor.

And then I shall recieve a boot to the head. Or end up dunking for apples. Or turning into something else for some reason or another. Whichever comes first