User blog:Jurassic Park Treasury/Did you do any stupid monster creations when you were younger?

When I was 11 years old (I'm 15 now), I posted my earliest monster creation on the main wiki. It was called Tyrannodon (a name that I now no longer see being used in a MH game), and it was basically a giant-fanged, poisonous T. rex monster, classified as an Elder Dragon, and able to kill Fatalis. Yes, it was an insane god monster, and other users pointed it out, but I defended it fiercely, which ended up in my first infinite ban on the wiki. Since my IP changed a lot back then, I decided to take revenge on the haters by vandalizing the wiki, saying things like "TYRANNODON IS BADASS", "TYRANNODON CAN KILL ALL 3 FATALIS", and "TYRANNODON CAN KILL RAVIENTE". I kept getting banned over and over again, but with my changing IP, I kept on doing it. This continued well into 2012, when I started doing this to the fanon wiki.

I now realize that Tyrannodon was a stupid creation, but when I look back, I am not embarrassed, but rather amused. It was pretty funny now that I look at it. I am still permabanned at the main wiki. I still don't agree that no other monsters could kill Fatalis (I think Dire Miralis would have a fair chance against them).

Did any of you people do any stupid monster creations when you were younger? I don't think anyone could top mine.