Talk:Fanfic:The Art of the Hunt Season 2/Chapter 2-Departing Tanjia/@comment-5020152-20141001232728

"While riding on the hourlong trip, Taka began to compose a letter to the only person he remembered from his past life."

Awww, do I sense a bit of touching one-sided romance about to occur?

Either that, or Taka's writing to his redneck friend Billy Bob, who spends his time out on the prairies farming Aptonoth, hunting Kelbi, and betting on Jaggi fights. Taka met him in the Loc Lac market one day, selling fresh Aptonoth steaks and Bullfango chops from his seedy-looking booth on the outskirts of said market. Taka reported him to the local authorities after inspecting the steaks and finding evidence of Frenzy Virus that had infected the meat, and him and the suspicious meat dealer had been bosom buddies ever since.

Billy Bob: "Ah, dagnabbit! Officer, that there scholar varmint says ma meat is... how ya say it, con-tam-er-nat-ed, but he gets it all wrong! Them's tapeworms, not virus!"

(The sentence after the sentence I quoted is completely serious. The third and fourth are me joking around. Again. In all seriousness, I can't wait to see how this story progresses. And disclaimer: Taka isn't actually friends with any rednecks. He's certainly reported plenty of them, though.)